My texts & twitters
Awhile ago on dooce, she posted a link to some of her friends texts still stored on her phone, some from years back.
This has inspired me to post some of mine that I found. Enjoy.
– Its blowing my mind that OJ Simpson and Ian McShane (Al Swearangen!) were in Roots. And no, no one said cocksucker & it was the worse for it
– I did a name generator ie pimp name, porn name, etc…all STUPID except my punk band=CURIOUS MORMONS!
– Denver Culture Clash #2- Its easy to get confused about movie times when there is another movie theater ACROSS THE STREET.
– Denver culture clash #1- So, there are things called ghettos, & I shouldn’t send Josh there to get $500. He had to pull his gun on somebody.
-katie and I found more japanes porn, why do they like sex w monsters and underage gils? (I was drunk)
– Nope , no cat-rabbits (Don’t ask. I don’t know either)
– Girls, prepare to be proud of me: I went to bed at 2am last night. Its 5pm now… I JUST woke up. (it was the day after boards)
– Just a can full of Jones Cream Soda helps the neurology go down
– I AM alive and am looking forward to hours and hours of Kidney.
– From my fave Mommy blog: 6yo daughter MC (to tune of I’m A Little Teapot): When I ride my pony into town, they Fuck! me over and knock me down
– Owwww. Can you pull your uvula?
– The flavor of the day is shittalottacrappa
– Jesse is a big stupid head. (my very first twitter!)
Texts currently on my phone:
– I have now officially seen the flattest pancake ass ever -from Katie
– I just talked to a guy from U of Utah, its not just our guys, all mormon wives are hot -from Jesse
– Honey get steaks for dinner, I can chew! –to Josh
– God or financial aid hates female doctors- to Jesse
– Denver has everything. I just passed a Casket Mart –to Josh, Jesse & Katie
– B like Bliver! –to Jesse
– Right now my fellow [McJob] employees are discussing their fave Steven Seagal movies. Aaaah! –to Josh, Jesse & Katie
– The high today was 100 and now its hailing. Am I still in MO? –to Katie & Jesse
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