Day 2: A convo with another Type B
Michelle: Katie, its 11:38, I gotta get in my post for the day…fuck it…I think you should guest post.
Katie: I don’t have anything to say. What do you want? How about, I like twinkies. Oh, and Michelle gave me a bad breast exam today, but that was intentional. The bad part. Well I suppose the breast exam was intentional as well.
Michelle: I’m writing this down. And embelishing.
Katie:, Yes! For the record I like other things than twinkies. Like peanut butter. LOTS of things. And my dog Baxter here [actually my dog Roxy who is nibbling on Katie’s knee]
Michelle: And bacon.
Katie: I do love bacon. I bought veggie bacon. Its flavored like bacon, it does not have bacon-y texture……Roxy has eyebrows kinda. Like if you combined eyebrows and eyelashes…you’re still writing? At some point this has to end.
Michelle: I’m not saying anything anymore, just typing.
Katie: Ya, you should tell them how med school is like that Mario video. Going along, going along, oh fuck! Invisible block! This is worse than an RL Stine book!
Michelle: Its worse than Ann Coulter.
Katie: Who builds a castle with an elevator to a fire stick!…Tessy is licking her paws. [she’s not allowed to do that]
Michelle: She does that stealthily, like with a toy as a decoy…Katie, I told you if we ever record our conversations we’d sound high…well, we should mention Jesse in this. And also our master plan.
Katie: Ya Jesse, she has the bigger boobs but did not get a bad breast exam.
Michelle: I couldn’t handle ’em.
Katie: I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
Michelle: Well anyway, master plan. A very cunning plan actually.
Katie: How cunning is it?
Michelle: Its so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Katie: That is cunning…[giggles] I saw you type Kat-o.
Michelle: Yes, lets go with that.
Kat-o: I did that to myself.
Michelle: ANYhoo, cunning plan.
Kat-o: Yes, please enlighten me with your typing.
Michelle: You & Jesse said you should guest post sometime, so I was thinking
that at the end of boards, we could just a launch a site together. Call it Type B Med Students.
Kat-po: Yes we are….AH, my name is getting is worse.
Michelle: Aw Kat-po, we were able to document when we came up with your new name. Kat-po.
Kat-po: Oh god!
Michelle: Well Jesse’s is Peacock, and Jesse’s phone named me Micahihi.
Kat-po: And Big V
Michelle: I tried to get “V” on my UAAO convo name badge but they didn’t do it. Some guy got “Iceman” though. Dammit.
Kat-po: [starts laughing again] I didn’t even say anything, you just kept going so you could type kat-po again.
Michelle: It is pretty sweet. Wow, we’ve outdone ourselves for ridiculousness.