Stupid Stupid Stupid
Clarification: I did not do this. My only mistake was agreeing to get my ass out in the cold weather to help them.
For future reference-
If you get drunk, don’t drive!
If you are stupid enough to drink & drive, don’t do it on icy country roads!
If you do drive on icy roads, go slow over hills and around turns so you don’t go off in a ditch!
If you end up in a ditch, don’t start walking back to town in 12 degree weather!
If you start walking, have a friend who knows you were out & will answer their phone!
If no one answers their phone, call the cops or a taxi, don’t call me!
If you call me, don’t lie to me about what happened to get me out there to pick up your stupid frozen asses!
If I am out there being an angel picking you up, don’t puke in my car (or Katie’s)!
STUPIDEST. MISTAKE. EVER.