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Randomness from Surgery Exam study session

February 9, 2007

“I’m under rectal surveillance!” (referring to a proctoscope)

Singing– A spoonful of peanut butter helps the MI come on!
You need to hurry up & get diabetic so you won’t feel it.” (Katie is going to die from an MI, though we both love peanut butter)

“What’s an EGD?”
“Well, according to Google its either Esophagogastroduodenoscopy (EGD)- an examination of the lining of the esophagus, stomach, and upper duodenum with a small camera (flexible endoscope) OR an Entropy Gathering Daemon
“AH! Lets not do that then…”

“Give 1-2L of LR….what’s LR?”
“I dunno, but he said to put in at least 500mL so… 1-2L sounds right, push it!”
mostly kidding after this point…mostly
“Wait…how many mL are in an L?”
“They’re not comparable. They’re different by a thousand degrees. Damn metric system!”
“How about this…how many liters are in a minute?”
I have an aneurysm

“Fundoplication…obstipation…cicatrix….Katie, make those words English!!”
(Frisky Dingo reference! 4:15)

And thanks alot Peacock, seriously, I can’t get this song out of my head!

Found while procrastinating…I love Hugh Laurie-

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One Comment leave one →
  1. February 9, 2007 8:40 am

    damn i love you

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